Howie: a big part of being a human is emotions, so let’s work on those.
Robot: Which should i try first?
Howie: how about happiness?
Robot: Happiness activated! er… now what do i do?
Howie: Well, there’s a human song that says if you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands. i guess you could do that.
[Robot claps hands]
Howie: Argh! sparks! stop clapping! STOP CLAPPING!