[Vampire turns into bat]
Vampire: Trying to get away, huh? Well, you’re not the only one who can fly.
[Skunk-Ape grabs vampire]
Vampire: Skunk-Ape! Remember you mustn’t harm me! Don’t forget to apply the monster’s code!
Skunk-Ape: The monster’s code only protects monsters. Right now, you’re technically a bat. So unless you listen to me very carefully… The only thing I’ll be applying is mustard.