Howie: I guess I DID always dream of becoming a monster.
Skunk-Ape: I always dreamed of eating a meerkat.
Howie: Who knows? Maybe I’ll LIKE being a vampire. I DO like to sleep late. And everyone looks good in black, right?
Howie: I didn’t particularly want to be an undead creature of the night, but I guess sometimes fate has other plans.
Howie: Stupid fate.
Skunk-Ape: Stupid zoo security.