Monsterhood - Early Edition


Newspaper delivery guy: Early for your first day! i like that! here’s your bundle.
Howie: who prints the news paper anyway?
Newspaper delivery guy: nobody knows. get this– it’s delivered the day before all the news in it happens. every morning the next days papers turn up outside the city gates.
Howie: the date on these is 3 days ago.
Newspaper delivery guy: i dont go out and get them every day! im busy!